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Hold For Swank Get Confident, Stupid!

Hold For Swank
Get Confident, Stupid!

$6 (incl shipping)

17 more tracks of bitterness and anger, atop a bed of beautiful musicianship, sprinkled with irony and self-deprecation. Too tasty to pass up.

Hold For Swank This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Hold For Swank
This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

$10 (incl shipping)

17 tracks of bouncy music and off-the-wall humor. Yes, there's a lot of movement here. Move yourself to the "Add Cart" button and buy this!

UPCOMING SHOWS

5:30 p.m. Friday, April 5
The House of Bricks
525 E Grand, Des Moines, IA
All-ages rock show!
w/Abe Froman & the Sausage Kings
Street Thieves
Lake of Fat Kids



TV PLACEMENTS

Hold For Swank has been featured on numerous cable television reality shows:

The Bad Girls Club (Oxygen)
True Life (MTV)
Cribs (MTV)
Real World/Road Rules Challenge (MTV)
Parental Control (MTV)
Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami (E!)
Kourtney & Kim Take New York (E!)
Exiled (MTV)
and many more!

NEWS, VIDEO (3/29/2013)

Yes, we take terrible songs from the 1980s and make them terribly awesome. Here's "Lose Your Love" by the Outfield. What else do we have up our sleeves?

NEWS (12/12/2011)

Hey, if you happen to come to this site on this exact day, make sure you tune into the E! Network tonight, watch "Kourtney & Kim Take New York," and listen for Hold For Swank songs "A New Season" and "Oncoming Traffic"! Click here for listings. Owwww, yeah!

NEWS, VIDEO (8/24/2011)

From the Iowa State Fair: Max, Eric and Jason performing "A New Season," followed immediately by the boys' cover of Alkaline Trio's "My Standard Break From Life," available on "A Tribute to Alkaline Trio" through Pacific Ridge Recods!